Britney Spears – Behind Bars for 6 Months?

Britney Spears: Photo Credit: WENN

Well, you can bet your fall wardrobe budget it's not a reputation for charity work and volunteering at the seniors' home. No, these Hollywood Bad Girls have sworn an oath to see who can destroy their bodies, minds and reputation fastest - and convince the California legal system that they didn't really mean it...

Former pop icon, Britney Spears, who seems has worn out even the patient paparazzi, is signing up for her secret decoder ring and joining her pals sporting the coveted orange jumpsuit. The 26-year-old mom allegedly hit a parked car, stopped to check her own for damages and then drove off. Maybe she missed the herd of photographers snapping her every move or maybe she was just tired of Paris one-upping her all the time.

The Los Angeles court filed charges this afternoon, slapping her with one count of hit and run causing property damage and one count of driving without a valid California license. 'Officer, I didn't know I had to have my license with me all the time - don't you know who I am, y'all?'

The maximum sentence for both charges? Six months. This, if I'm correct, means that she'll spend approximately 16 minutes in jail, tops. Just enough time to don the suit and pose for a photo shoot.

The Toxic singer's arraignment is scheduled for October 10. But if Brit plays her cards right this could be her comeback - no really. Think how she'll look in that orange jumpsuit...